Darling I become a nervous wreck
Every time you pull me in that haystack
You wanna make love and rock'n'roll
But it only leaves me with some freaking cold

My eyes get itchy and I talk like a child
My skin gets nervous and my lungs go wild
When it happens you call me the fool
But I'd rather make love in the swimming pool

(Chorus:) You give me hayfever
Running up and down my nose
You give me hayfever
Babe you got my eyes good closed

I love you baby I really do
But anymore hay and I'm gonna leave you
A change of life won't do you no harm
Come on baby please stop working on that farm

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Darling I become a nervous wreck
Every time you pull me in that haystack
You wanna make love and rock'n'roll
But it only leaves me with some freaking cold

I love you baby I really do
But anymore hay and I'm gonna leave you
A change of life won't do you no harm
Come on baby please stop working on that farm

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